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🧁 Get Half Baked at Home: DIY Delta-9 Brownies Are Here

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Because why just eat edibles
 when you can bake them yourself?


Big news from the Hiyas Ballz kitchen: we’re coming in hot (literally) with our first-ever make-at-home Delta-9 brownie mix. It’s called Half Baked Brownies, and baby—it’s fudgy, it’s fire, and it’s 400mg of bake-your-own bliss.


đŸ« What Is Half Baked?

Glad you asked. Half Baked is our brand-new Delta-9 THC brownie mix, designed for people who like to get hands-on in the kitchen—or just want a delicious excuse to play stoner baker for a day.

Each box comes with:

  • 400mg total Delta-9 THC

  • 16 servings per batch (that’s 25mg per piece!)

  • Your choice of Classic Chocolate or Walnut Crunch

  • Instructions so easy, even your high friend can follow them

All you need is oil, eggs, a pan, and a vibe. The rest? We got you.

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🧠 Why DIY Edibles Hit Different

Let’s be real—there’s something magic about making your own edibles. You control the portion, you pick the add-ins, and you get to lick the spoon (we won’t judge).

With Half Baked, you can:

  • Bake them strong or mellow (cut smaller pieces, keep the vibe going)

  • Add chocolate chips, sprinkles, or sea salt on top

  • Bring a made-this-myself treat to your next sesh or picnic

  • Stash a batch for just you (no sharing zone)

It’s like adult Easy-Bake Oven energy—but way more elevated.

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đŸ”„ What Makes This Drop So Special?

We’re gonna say it: this might be the first THC brownie mix of its kind. We searched. We didn’t find anything quite like it. And certainly nothing that tastes this good, hits this smooth, or slaps this legally.

It’s:✅ Farm Bill compliant✅ Federally legal✅ Small-batch & handcrafted✅ Actually delicious

Oh—and it's only $25 per bag. Let that sink in. That’s less than $2 per serving for edibles made in your own kitchen. It’s almost disrespectfully affordable.


🧁 Who Is This For?

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  • People who like baking

  • People who like getting baked

  • People who like both

  • People who like brownies but want to skip the sketchy dispensary snacks

  • Gift-givers, stoner chefs, date night creatives, and edible girlies with aprons and playlists


🎯 How to Get Yours

We’ve got a limited first batch, and if we’re being honest—we expect it to sell fast. Order online, stock up while it’s hot, and tag us when you pull a tray of gooey Ballz brownies out the oven.

📩 Available in:

  • Classic ChocolateÂ đŸ«

  • Walnut Crunch 🌰

💰 $25 / box | 400mg total | 25mg per serving🎁 Ships directly from our oven to yours (well, kind of)


📣 Final Thought: You're the Baker Now

This isn't just a brownie mix. It's edible empowerment. It’s a vibe you bake. A snack you create. A THC treat you don’t have to drive for or ask a budtender about.

So go ahead—preheat that oven. Stir something magical. And get Half Baked, your way.Because nobody bakes Ballz like you do. 😏




 
 
 

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