🎆 Red, White & BLUE BALLZ Have Dropped – And They’re Bursting with the Flavor of Freedom!

We are Celebrating Independence Day the best way.. getting Hiyas Ballz!

This July, we’re not just celebrating Independence Day — we’re liberating your taste buds and your sense of humor with our most explosive flavor yet:

🎆 Red, White & BLUE BALLZ 🎆

They're lemon. They're blueberry. They're dipped in vanilla and sprinkled in red revolution. And yes… they might just be the only kind of blue balls you actually want.

Crafted for firework season, freedom lovers, and anyone who believes flavor and plant medicine should be legal everywhere, these 50mg lemon-blueberry bad boys are the snack of the summer.

🍋 So What’s filling These Blue Ballz?🫐

• Moist lemon blueberry filling

• Coated in a creamy vanilla shell

• Dusted with rebellious red sprinkles

• Infused with 50mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC

• Finished with a wink of sparkle and sweet defiance

These aren’t the kind of blue balls you cry about in college.

These are the kind you pass around at the BBQ while side-eyeing Uncle Larry’s political rant and floating just above your feelings.

🔥 A Flavor That’s Legally Explosive

Let’s not forget — the only reason these babies are still legal is because Governor Abbott vetoed SB3.That bill almost criminalized cake.

So this month, every bite of BLUE BALLZ is a frosted “nah, bro” to Lt. Dan Patrick and his plant-hating posse.

You're not just eating a dessert. You're participating in a peaceful protest. With sprinkles. And an awesome buzz to boot.

👕 JULY SPECIAL: Ballz + Shirt = Patriotic Power Combo

We’re keeping the freedom train rolling with a spicy merch deal:

🎁 Buy any 6-pack of Ballz → get a “Hands Off My Ballz” shirt for $10

🎁 Buy two 6-packs → get the shirt FREE!!

🚛 As always, orders over $100 get FREE Shipping!

Because nothing says “I’m with the resistance” like THC in your hand and bold words on your chest.

🧁 Why 50mg?

Because we love you.

Because it’s just enough to feel fantastic without melting into your neighbor’s slip-n-slide.

Because these Ballz aren’t here to knock you out — they’re here to lift you up. But only you know your limits... snack responsibly.

⚠️ Limited Drop: Red, White & BLUE BALLZ Disappear After July

Just like your tolerance and Dan's dreams, this flavor won't last forever. Get ‘em while they’re fresh, frosted, and still free from prohibition.

🛍️ Order now before the fireworks—and the Ballz—are gone.

Stay bold. Stay lifted. And may your Ballz be extra festive this Fourth.

– Your Hiyas Ballz Crew