75mg “Ban Dan” Ballz

75mg Delta-9 | Banana Pudding + White Chocolate + Pure Petty Energy

Soft banana pudding cake dough, dipped in smooth white chocolate, dusted with crushed vanilla wafers, and infused with 75mg of "don’t tell me how to live my life."

This isn’t your nana’s banana treat—this is banana pudding with a vengeance.

Named in dishonor of Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (aka the Fun Police), this Ball is what happens when sweet Southern hospitality collides with righteous rage. It’s a snack, a protest, and a polite “bless your heart” all in one.

Perfect for anyone who believes healing is a right—not something you need a lobbyist’s permission for.